After Slide Rock we headed to our National Forest campsite near Sedona, AZ. It was down a long, tw2isty road that was bordered by high desert and low red sandstone cliffs – quite a pretty drive. When we got on the road there was a sign warning that it could be rough, but the warning sign was nothing like we’d seen other places – it just suggested that we drive carefully. In the Black Hills, for example, we saw a sign that warned explicitly NO ACCESS UNLESS YOUR VEHICLE IS 4WD. Ditto at the Great Sand Dunes National Park. But this one just said to drive carefully, so we were determined to do so.
The road was an average gravel road until we made it to the campsite. We didn’t really like the site, and since we were in a dispersed camping area, we decided to keep looking around, so down the road we went. At mile 15 we saw a sign that said SEDONA 9. “Great!” we thought, just 9 miles from Sedona! Another mile brought us to the edge of the dispersed camping area in the National Forest, but there were no level sites there – the best had a 30 degree slope studded with head-sized boulders. The first campsite, the one we'd skipped, was just a few miles away, but we decided to head down into Sedona to check the road. We didn’t want to get set up and then find out that we couldn’t make it back or something like that. But I also pointed out to Larisa that the road didn't look that bad. So down the road we went.
Our first stop was the overlook of Sedona, which is at the top of Schnebly Hill Road and gives a view of Sedona and the valley. Beautiful view – Sedona shimmering in the distance, red rock canyon on either side, and blood red mesas surrounding it all. We started heading down, and the road started to get a little rougher – the occasional small shelf of rock and lots of potholes. A big 4WD tour jeep passed us going up, the gaggle of tourists in the rear giving us odd looks. We began to wonder what was in store for us, but the road, while bad, wasn’t “point of no return” bad.
I drove slowly and carefully, avoiding the bad stuff and stopping so that Larisa could take pictures. We came around a corner and bumped down a shelf I didn’t see, and suddenly the road wasbad. "Point of no return” bad. Well, not really, but I was getting a little more worried - but I put on my competent driver face and fooled Larisa completely. I think. At any rate, I confidently reasserted my position that the road wasn't bad at all. We decided to press on with our off road adventure. After all, we reasoned, we’ve got towing if we need it, plenty of water, and Sedona was only 7 miles down the road. Another tour jeep came by, bouncing and bumping along. The tour driver looked at me oddly, but waved and drove one. Down the road we went.
A mile later I was picking my way along from place to place, dropping down the occasional shelf and often riding the edges of ruts to keep the car from bottoming out. More tour jeeps passed us in both directions, more odd looks came our way. I decided that the looks had two different meanings. The people in the back were thinking “Man, I paid $60 a person to be driven up here, and that guy made it in an Impala!” The tour guides were thinking “Great, we’re gonna have to tow those idiots out later tonight.”
In the end we made it down safely – the car did wonderfully – but it took us two and a half hours to go 7 miles, and it was getting dark. We plotted a course to take us around the hills and back down to the first campsite – an hour of driving. And we hadn’t eaten. And we were tired. We elected to find a paid campsite in Oak Creek Canyon, but everything was full. We wound up staying at a motel just outside of Sedona. The sign wasn’t lit, but there was a “vacancy” hanging sign, and the rate was cheap enough. I called the after-hours number and got a surprised fellow who was willing to honor the posted price. Larisa and I decided later that most of the units were long term rentals, and that we were probably the first single night guests in a long time. Nice place though. After checking into the motel and showering we headed into Sedona. Neither of us were very hungry, so we decided to just get some ice cream – we’d earned it after our off road journey.
As we were walking down the strip with our ice cream a vendor called out to me “Hey guy, take that pretty lady on a sunset drive along Schnebly Hill road tomorrow! We’ve got 4WD tour jeeps that can get you there!”
“No thanks,” I replied. I was up there today.”
“Really? What tour company did you take?”
“Oh none,” I answered. “I drove my Impala.”
He gave me a sideways glance, obviously skeptical but not wanting to say anything bad as he tried to sell us on ATV’s, helicopter tours, and several other things, but we’d seen enough of Sedona. Besides, the road wasn’t that bad.